10.26
This baseball season I was on the receiving end of 97 free doughnuts, one for every Rays win, and a whole bunch of free Papa John’s Pizza, one for every time the Rays struck out 10 or more opponents in a game.
Thanks to Jason Bartlett and Taco Bell, the entire nation is now the recipient of the Rays’ generosity. So now lunch this Tuesday is also free. You better believe I’ll wait a few hours to get a free taco, although the boss might not be too happy. Maybe I’ll bring him one.
Word on the street is that the free stuff doesn’t end with the close of baseball season. With the rumored release of Guns’N'Roses’ long-awaited Chinese Democracy on November 25th (finally!), Dr Pepper has decided to make true on it’s promise to give everyone in America a free can of Dr Pepper in conjunction with the GnR release.
So that’s doughnuts, pizza, tacos, and Dr Pepper. All for the perfect price: Free.
And everyone wonders why America is overweight. Free water and wheat thins are so boring.
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