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Like most people with their mind on their money and their money on their mind, I tend to read the business pages every so often. Not too much catches my attention – it’s usually the same ol’ jibber-jabber of corporate conundrums and monetary malfeasance.

But then I saw that Playboy may be going private. Either that or they might be bought out by Penthouse. Yet the savior of Playboy may be the legendary Hugh Hefner. Check this report out:

I like to think Playboy is of a higher standard than Penthouse, but honestly, maybe they are not. Maybe the pictures in their magazines are classier, and maybe the road to Playboy fame is more likely to go through Hooters than the local strip club, but both deal in adult entertainment. Unless Playboy can strike a deal with the Hard Rock Cafe people or a similar brand, I’m afraid they will have to sell low.

I did find it humorous that the Penthouse people were kind enough in their offer to include a consideration that would all Hef to stay in the Playboy Mansion. As for his girls, however, if they need a place, I just happen to have a spare bedroom.