2011
03.30

Monday was an interesting day. I was mentioned on two sites and hardly had to do anything.

Over at FoxSports.com, NFL writer Peter Schrager found my youtube clip of former Indianapolis Colts general manager Bill Tobin insulting ESPN analyst Mel Kiper and discussed it in his NFL article.

Schrager: Careful consideration when drafting DT – FoxSports.com

A little more locally, I was among a group of Rays fans interviewed by St. Pete Times writer Michael Kruse in his article on Evan Longoria and his stolen firearm.

For Some Rays Fans, Assault Rifle Doesn’t Match Their Image of Longoria – St. Pete Times

Then Tuesday, I wrote this piece for RaysIndex:

A Review of Pre-Season Rays Writing – RaysIndex

Finally, speaking of Evan Longoria, do you think he and any other Rays ever did a dance like this?

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2011
03.28

I’ve been writing like a mad man lately. With baseball season fast approaching, I’m starting to settle into my groove as a contributor to the Rays and the Minor League Baseball blogospheres. Here are links to my latest articles.

Over at RaysIndex.com, I review The Extra 2% by Jonah Keri. It is a book about how the Rays ownership turned the team around using their Wall Street investment backgrounds. Read the review and if it catches your fancy, check out the book.

A Review of The Extra 2% – RaysIndex.com

At BusLeaguesBaseball, my other usual stomping grounds, I wrote two posts. The first takes the controversial stance that Spring Training is overrated, and the other is a review of a Braves vs Blue Jays game I went to.

Why Spring Training is Overrated – BusLeaguesBaseball.com

Spring Training: Braves vs Blue Jays – BusLeaguesBaseball.com

And last but definitely not least, I was part of roundtable at RaysProspects.com that discussed the top Rays minor leaguers. They sent out questions to nearly a dozen Rays bloggers and featured our answers throughout last week.

Upper Level Breakout – RaysProspects.com

Lower Level Breakout – RaysProspects.com

Over-Hyped Prospect – RaysProspects.com

Rays Top 10 Prospects for 2012 – RaysProspects.com

Wildcard Predictions – RaysProspects.com

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2011
03.28

(This post originally appeared on Bus Leagues Baseball.com)

Over the last week I had the pleasure of partaking in a roundtable discussion with a group of Tampa Bay Rays bloggers on the subject of the Rays minor league system. Led by the blog RaysProspects.com, the group was asked which Rays prospect was going to break out on a lower level and upper level team, which prospect was over-hyped, what the Rays prospect list will look like in 2012, and a miscellaneous prediction.

Check out my answers then click the link to see why and read the rest of the very smart panel member’s answers:

Upper-level Breakout – Tim Beckham

Lower-level Breakout – Josh Sale

Over-Hyped
– Hak-Ju Lee

Top Ten List for 2012 -
1. Matt Moore
2. Chris Archer
3. Josh Sale
4. Nick Barnese
5. Drew Vettleson
6. Alex Torres
7. Tim Beckham
8. Hak-Ju Lee
9. Alex Colome
10. Ty Morrison

Miscellaneous prediction
– On Monday, July 4th a young father with take his son or daughter to their first ever baseball game at Riverwalk Stadium in Montgomery. They’ll see Matt Moore strike out 10 Tennessee Smokies; Tim Beckham go 1 for 3, with a double, a walk, and a run scored; and the Biscuits win 5-2. The kid will be given a foul ball caught by a nearby fan, stay for the fireworks, and become a fan for life.

Also, over at RaysIndex.com, I reviewed the new Jonah Keri book, The Extra 2%. Check out my review, and then definitely check out the book. Jonah has been a friend of many of us here at BusLeaguesBaseball for a while now and has imparted on us some great advice on being a better writer. His book is definitely a reflection of his talent. And it would look great next to your copy of The Bus Leagues Experience.

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2011
03.26

I was finally able to record my stand-up comedy act. Here I am at the Winner’s Circle in Lakeland, Florida this past Friday. I opened for fellow comic Eric Prae of RideTheStruggleBus.com and headliner Artie Fletcher.

I want to thank my Mom for recording this! Ha ha!

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2011
03.25

(This post originally appeared on Bus Leagues Baseball.com)

Even though I riffed on Spring Training in my last post, I’m still a baseball fan and can’t resist the allure of sitting in the stands and seeing the game I love. So I ventured from my place in Tampa to Dunedin, Florida for my second attempt to see the Blue Jays warm up for the season.

(My first attempt did not go well. I drove 45 minutes just to be told the game against the Rays was sold out. Luckily, I got my parking fee back as I was only parked for 10 minutes. But I did buy a ticket for this game against the Braves.)

As expected, both the Blue Jays and the visiting Braves played a majority of their starters for the first few innings. The only major star I did not see for the Braves was Brian McCann. But on the field was Jason Heyward, Dan Uggla, Freddie Freeman, Alex Gonzalez, and on the mound was Jair Jurrjens. The Blue Jays played Jose Bautista, Adam Lind, Yunel Escobar, and on the bump was Brett Cecil.

What should have been good pitching match-up quickly vanished after Jurrjens was pulled after one inning. I later read it was due to a health concern – you can never be too cautious in spring. Following Jurrjens was Peter Boylan, who pitched well, and Scott Proctor, who couldn’t find home plate with a GPS. After overthrowing the first baseman on a routine grounder back to the mound, Proctor allowed the runner to steal third uncontested, threw a wild pitch, then allowed a home run to Jose Bautista. Not good if he was on the roster bubble.

(Note: the Braves allowed two uncontested steals of third. Two! That is unforgivable. That has to be the fault of the pitchers. They are lucky they pitched out of those jams.)

Brett Cecil, on the other hand, pitched very well for the first four innings. He had Braves hitters off balance and caught a few looking at strike three. Then the fifth inning happened and the wheels came off. After the Braves scored one, Heyward followed up with an RBI single, and then Uggla smacked his first home run of the spring, a three run shot over the left-center wall. After the smoke cleared, Cecil had allowed five runs and was saddled with the loss.

A few final notes:

- Attendance was 4,285. That’s a good crowd for a game in Dunedin. It was roughly 40% Braves fans, 50% Blue Jays fans, and 10% fans of baseball.

- A local sports bar gives a you free beer if you present a used ticket worth more than $18. Although it’s only good for game day, that’s a great deal. Especially after paying crazy prices for beer in the ballpark.

- Speaking of beer, there is a vendor at the ballpark in Dunedin with an amazing voice. It is one of those deep baritone “radio friendly voices”, kinda like the homeless guy in Ohio. When he made a beer call, everyone heard it.

- The Blue Jays spring uniforms don’t have names on the back. That makes it tough to identify the players, especially the non-major leaguers.

- Simple spring training math: Subtract the player’s number from 100. That is usually the percentage chance the player has of making the team. Take the highest 25 percentages and there is the major league roster.

- There was a memorabilia silent auction at the ballpark that didn’t make a wit of sense. They had a table full of autographed baseballs. The bidding for Nolan Ryan’s autograph started at $150, Cliff Lee started at $100, Tom Seaver for $80, and Roy Halladay for $250. $250 dollars for Roy Halladay! As much as Lee and Ryan combined! Or more than three times the value of Seaver! How does that make sense? I’m starting to rank memorabilia sellers down there with paparazzi and lawyers on my own approval ratings.

- Boxscore via Yahoo! sports.

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2011
03.25

(This post originally appeared on Bus Leagues Baseball.com)

This may be the least busleaguesbaseball thing I have ever written, but please bare with me.

Although some might think it is the greatest thing since sliced bread, I think Spring Training is quite overrated. First, even though the Major Leaguers barely play half the game, ballparks charge major league prices. Forty dollars to see the New York Yankees? In a seat that costs six to see the Tampa Yankees? Ridiculous.

Then there is the parking situation. Minor league parks in Florida aren’t used to having full houses. Their smaller parking lots get full quick. Spring training fans usually have to find a spare lot in front of a neighboring house to park in front of. And those usually cost between 5 and 20 dollars. During the minor league season, some teams don’t even charge for parking.

The third reason I think Spring Training is overrated is because for the price of seeing three innings of major leaguers and a smattering of minor league future stars, has beens, or never will bes, residents in the Tampa area can see games that count at Tropicana Field. Cheap seat tickets at the Trop cost anywhere between 12 and 20 dollars, depending on the opponent. Although that’s usually a lower level seat in the Grapefruit League, again, the decision is between an exhibition or a meaningful game.

Fourth, did you know there are “premium” Spring Training games? Ballparks charge more to see three innings of the Yankees, Red Sox, and Rays starters and their respective minor leaguers than three innings of anyone else in Grapefruit League. Seriously?

I remember 20 years ago when my Dad used to drive me down to Port St. Lucie to see the Mets on the day of the game. We would buy two tickets, at usually less than 10 dollars each, and sit in the bleachers. We saw the Mets take on the Yankees, the Dodgers, and the Red Sox. I doubt that is possible anymore.

Spring Training has become big business for stadiums and communities alike. But for baseball fans in the Tampa area, although it means another baseball season is soon upon us, it is just another tourist trap to be avoided.

Maybe I’m an unromantic putz, who takes for granted the divine mysticism of spring baseball. Maybe I take Spring Training for granted, being that I have lived so close to it for so long. But I’ll wait until the Florida State League starts and attend games at the same parks for a quarter of the price. Or I’ll head to the Trop, where I don’t have to worry about sunburn, parking in someone’s front yard, and the players actually play the whole game.

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2011
03.19

First, a few posts by me at my usual writing sites:

Over at RaysIndex.com, I compared the Rays coaching staff to a military unit. There are coaches, officers, and even a few potato peelers.

The Rays Combat Coaching Corps – RaysIndex.com

Then, at BusLeaguesBaseball.com (have I ever mentioned we have a book for sale?), I wrote about a few Red Sox prospect who was highly regarded by the Topps baseball card company – but no one else.

Reviewing a Future Star: Pat Dodson – BusLeaguesBaseball.com

Now that I’ve plugged myself, here a few interesting links that I think you might enjoy written by other people.

DailyFinance.com wrote that Cap’n Crunch may be on the way out. According to the article, the makers of the fine cereal aren’t displaying it on their website or anywhere else. I will be very upset if the Cap’n is retired, as Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch is one of my all-time favorite cereals.

As a matter of fact, here is my top five:

1. Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch

2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

3. Rice Krispie Treat Cereal

4. Cap’n Crunch Crunch Berries

5. Reese Pieces Cereal

I’ve never been much of a marshmellow cereal fan, but anything with high amounts of sugar – I’m all over it. Some people drink coffee, I eat candy cereal. It gives me the buzz I need to get going in the morning.

(Update: DailyFinance needs to check their facts. The Cap’n isn’t retiring. And I can stay sugar buzzed in the morning. Hooray!)

Speaking of getting up in the morning, lately I’ve been able to do so a lot later as I have been without a job since late January. Although there hasn’t been any money coming in, I’m feeling a lot healthier than I was when I worked at my job. According to the LA Times, people who don’t like their job or feel irregular stress because of it actually felt better after they left, even it meant losing their income.

Maybe that’s me.

Speaking of me, here is a post I swear I probably would have written if I wasn’t beaten to it. Over at BusLeaguesBaseball, fellow writer Brian Moynahan discusses the history and future of a minor league team in Pensacola. Hey, I thought Florida minor league news was my beat?

Indiana definitely isn’t my beat, but it is home to the greatest fictional athlete ever, Jimmy Chitwood. Did you know he had five times the impact of any current NBA player? Can you imagine what he would be worth in the open market? Instead, he was regulated by The Man and his socialist school zoning areas. Which, in 1950-something Indiana, was the whole town of Hickory. Except for the black kids, they had to go to school outside of town.

And finally, because I think it is in my contract as proprietor of this fine site, here is Deadspin.com’s latest “Dead Wrestler of the Week” post – a tribute to the late, great Captain Lou Albano.

(Perhaps you are wondering, why the pic of Snoop and Darth Vader? Why not?)

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2011
03.17

Jeffrey Ross with the save

Over the last few days, a lot of people have brought up the comic value of The Situation’s bit on Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump. And unfortunately for The Situation, not for the right reasons. The Situation was bad. Very, very, very bad.

For those who haven’t seen it, here it is:

What I want to point out however, is the really cool thing comedian Jeffrey Ross did. Check out at the 3:45 mark when Ross went on stage. He took the heat off The Situation. Ross saw the crowd starting to turn on The Situation and made the experience enjoyable again by cracking a few jokes of his own. Did you see the ab joke? Totally impromptu and totally brilliant.

It is hard going on stage and making people laugh. Especially if you have never done it before. I wonder if The Situation wrote his own material. It sounded like he did. I hope he practiced, but even if he did, his timing was terrible and nothing came out right. And like most comics, The Situation had to be on for a certain amount of time. He couldn’t walk away or give up. He had to take the response. That’s why what Ross did was so awesome.

As someone who has written about sports a lot, Ross’s save reminded me a lot of when former Philadelphia 76ers coach Mo Cheeks helped a little girl through the National Anthem. Do you see the similarity?

Another point about The Situation: it is much easier to be a self-depreciating comic than be an arrogant prick on stage. Getting the audience to laugh is much easier if a comic talks about how much of a loser they are. That’s why I think The Situation wrote his own material and why I think no one helped him. Because if they did, they would have told him that comments about screwing models and having a lot of money aren’t jokes, they’re rap lyrics.

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2011
03.16

(This post originally appeared on Bus Leagues Baseball.com)

As we prepare for a new baseball season here at Bus Leagues Baseball, I want to break ground on a new feature. We usually don’t look into the past too often around here and, come to think of it, we usually don’t look into the future that much either. I guess that makes us unique. I like to think we are perhaps the most “carpe diem”, living in the present, zen-like minor league blog on the block.

But I digress.

Anyway, about the new feature. Every so often, I’m going to take a look a Future Star, Rated Rookie, or any other famous baseball card prospect designation to see how accurate the labels are. Did the card companies get them right? Or were they wasting card collectors time by leading them down the wrong road?

First up is someone Brian might be familiar with, former Red Sox prospect Pat Dodson. Back in the mid-1980s the Red Sox were a veteran team with several minor leaguers with the talent to make the parent club. There was Mike Greenwell, Sam Horn, Kevin Romine, Todd Benzinger, and Dodson. Although he was the oldest of the bunch, Dodson, a hard-hitting first baseman, was awarded the International League MVP in 1986 and was named a “Future Star” by Topps for their 1987 baseball card set.

Unfortunately, Dodson failed to live up to the Future Star billing. He only appeared in 52 games in the majors, hitting .202 in 308 at bats. So what happened?

The problem was that although Dodson won IL MVP, he was far from the best prospect in the league. That title probably would go to Fred McGriff, who was five years younger and successful at the same level. Dodson wasn’t even the best prospect in the Red Sox system. That was probably either Greenwell or Horn. Dodson was 26 and in his third year in Pawtucket and his seventh in the farm system when he finally put it together. There was no doubt he was used to the level of competition. A prospect with power potential should hit 27 home runs in AAA.

After he found his groove, Dodson was a quad-A player before the term became popular. He had no business being called a “Future Star”. After shuffling between Pawtucket and Boston in 1987 and 1988, he was granted free agency and moved to Japan to play for the Kinestsu Buffaloes in 1989. He returned to the states in 1990 and briefly saw action in the Rangers organization for their AAA affiliate, the Oklahoma City 89ers. After 23 games with OKC, Pat Dodson was out of organized baseball.

I have no idea why Topps designated Dodson a Future Star. All they did was mislead thousands of kids across the nation who clamored for Dodson’s cards, thinking he was going to be a star.

(Picture of Dodson card found on The Writer’s Journey.)

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2011
03.16

Here is another sports essay.

The idea of heroism is one our society often struggles with. I remember when I was nine years old my fourth grade teacher asked our class if we read about any heroes in the local newspaper. I raised my hand and said “Yes, Mookie Wilson almost hit an inside-the-park homerun for the Mets and they won last night.”

As to be expected, my teacher informed me that despite Mookie Wilson’s actions on the baseball field, he was not in fact “a hero”. He then introduced the class to a local firefighter who had saved a young girl from a burning house.

That incident taught me a few things. Most importantly, I learned the importance of leaving a burning house as soon as possible. But I also learned that using the term “hero” to describe an athlete is not something that should be done lightly. Sports heroism is a slippery, often treacherous concept that should seldom if ever be used.

Over 20 years later, I still see people mixing and matching sports heroes with real-life heroes. And while it’s bad enough for a kid to confuse the accomplishments of a baseball player and a life-saving fireman, for grown-up sportswriters and other media types to do so is a slap in the face to those people who put their lives on the line for the betterment of society.

The dilemma gets even worse when people use war metaphors to describe athletes. Adding soldier, warrior, general, or any other combat or conflict descriptor to sports conversations confuses the cause and in some cases draws more attention to the word choice than to the cause for celebration.

Unfortunately, these tired clichés are used so often many athletes now honestly believe them. They feed their warrior personas by calling themselves a “solider”, saying they would “go to war” with their teammates “in the trenches”, or even portraying military fighters or secret agents in commercials. In generations past, athletes would have never compared themselves to war figures.

Back in the day, before self-aggrandizing became the norm, the only athletes who dared call themselves soldiers were those who actually served in war. One can only imagine what would become of a ballplayer daring to call himself a soldier or a warrior during the days of Ted Williams, Joe DiMaggio, and Bob Feller – stars who put their career on hold for the defense of the nation.

Somewhere along the way, and I am not sure exactly when, the hero/warrior/soldier cliché became somewhat accepted. While there is still an unwritten imaginary line mentioned by some writers on occasion and a stink might be raised for a week or two in some cases, by and large, comparing athletics to martial combat is accepted, if not embraced. Although it is still taboo in baseball – perhaps because no one has quite filled the venomous cleats of Ty Cobb – it is par for the course in NFL discussions, and has also made its way to NBA conversations.

In the NBA, the concept of a “warrior” is particularly interesting. Although we often associate warfare with a field (i.e. “the field of battle”), NBA warriors fight for glory on a court, a term normally associated with rule of law, a civil forum where compromise and discussion win the day.  Yet there are those players who have transcended the court and brought to mind the ideals of combat, where victory must be attained at any cost.

But the label of warrior has always been awkward. Was Navy sailor David Robinson a warrior because he was once in the military? What about 7’2 300+ lbs of Shaquille O’Neal? Or does his size automatically preclude him from being tough and determined? Do warriors have to have a pinch of underdog in them? What about the new school athletic prowess of Dwight Howard or Blake Griffin? Are they tough enough to be in the warrior class?

Outside of Allen Iverson, few who play the guard position have been referred to as warriors. Kobe Bryant has never been fully accepted as a warrior, despite playing a soldier in a recent commercial. Guards belong to a different martial class – that of generals, snipers, and long-range bombers whose purpose is to spread the offensive attack. No matter how much players with those labels contribute, they are never held in as high esteem as warriors.

Whereas some guards are described in martial terms, the majority of the NBA is not. Many of these players form the NBA’s statesmen class. They are the players who perform admirably, represent their teams well, work to win, but stay out of the trenches. They don’t cheat, they represent fair play, when the game is over, they’ll extend friendly handshake.

Despite our glorification of NBA warriors and the claims that they engage in some sort of athletic warfare, we are still uncomfortable when the warrior/soldier class tramples on our sense of fair play. We cringed when esteemed warrior Kevin Garnett insulted the medical condition of a fellow player, although we know we would have probably made the same comment if it meant getting ahead in the game.

The fact that Garnett’s psychological attack was questioned, first on twitter, and then all over the media, reflects our glorification of war but our reluctance or fear to experience the trenches.  We want our warriors to act with a certain decorum or level of civility, although we know that’s not what wins wars.

(The exception to this cultural rule is the interesting case of Michael Jordan. Jordan played like a warrior, shot like an assassin, but his aggression was swept under a veneer of corporate-generated statesmanship.  Jordan was able to cover his war-like tendencies with a Gatorade and a smile. His hatred for his opponents wasn’t vilified, rather it was glorified.)

By now we should accept the fact that sports warriors like Kevin Garnett are a lot like legendary general George S. Patton. Even though he was among the gruffest, hard-nosed, driving generals in American history, we like Patton. He was a hero. George C. Scott played him in an award-winning movie. But a majority of us would have hated to be under his command – to have to march sun-up to sundown, to be called a coward when fear strikes, or to face Patton’s classic stern no-nonsense demeanor.

On the field of battle we want fewer statesmen and more conquerors. We don’t study diplomats as often as we do heroes of war. The negotiator and the politician don’t capture the public imagination. Stories are not told of the great peacemakers.

The problem with many wartime generals, like those of sports warriors, is they often have trouble conveying their thoughts to a non-combat audience. Off the field of battle, they are public relations disasters waiting to happen. Take for example the comments by Stanley McChrystal, former commander of U.S. forces in Afghanistan, in a 2010 Rolling Stone interview.

The list of athletes known for their aggression who have put their foot in their mouth is long and prestigious. In the most high profile cases, Garnett, Kellen Winslow, and John Rocker have all faced judgment for comments that didn’t translate well to the public. That is when we look at them different. We start to see that they aren’t the type of people we want to emulate. They have been so corrupted by their single-focus lives that they do not fit in with the world around them. And if their sin is so egregious that they become disdained, it might never matter again what they do on the field. Our admiration for them will be gone forever.

And they may never be a mistaken for a hero by a nine year old.

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