I like Kevin Durant. I really do. He is an amazing basketball player and one of the brightest future stars of the NBA.
But last week I read something that made me dislike him a little bit.
Kevin Durant has no clue when it comes to pro wrestling.
Granted, I am no pro wrestler. I’ve said that before. I’ll never step foot in the ring. But I have a lot of respect for the folks that go in rings around the world to entertain us. I can barely begin to understand how they do what they do when they do it. It is 1000% different from wrestling my brother in the living room when we were younger. There is absolutely no comparison.
That’s why reading Kevin Durant’s blog about how he wanted to jump the guardrail at a WWE and go face-to-face with the Undertaker made me lose respect for him.
Would the Undertaker ever think about jumping on the court during a game and running the floor with Durant and the rest of the Oklahoma City Thunder? I seriously doubt it. No matter if the Undertaker had played college, high school, or even playground hoops, I don’t think he would ever consider interrupting an NBA game.
Sadly, the desire to be a part of pro wrestling is not limited to Kevin Durant. While most people ditch their fantasies of playing in the NBA or batting clean-up for the Yankees about the time they enter the “real world”, for whatever reason many wrestling fans still cling to their dreams of being in the ring long after adulthood.
Maybe it is the fact that wrestling has a low barrier of entry. Maybe it is the fact that many small-time wrestling promoters will do whatever it takes to get a few butts in the seats. Maybe it is the fact that wrestlers are such good actors that they make what they do in the ring look easy. Whatever the reason, far too many fans feel they should be part of the show.
(Quick disclaimer before I continue: I have been accused of this by a few fans. For some people, wearing an afro, leading chants, and heckling is too intrusive on the show. Personally, I think I’m on the same level as those crazy Raider fans or the Cowgirls of Florida State.)
Now I am not saying all fan involvement is a bad thing. Some local wrestling feds in Tampa allow fans to help with ring construction and de-construction, work ticket sales, or man the video cameras. I see absolutely nothing wrong with that.
But it’s when non-wrestlers want to be more that I have a problem. In order to be part of the show a person should have enough respect for the business to go through training, to get the right gear, to dress the role, act the role, and be the role. And exhibit the same respect they would for Kevin Durant or any other professional athlete.
That brings me to the Bubba the Love Sponge / Awesome Kong situation. For those unaware, Bubba is a Central Florida shock jock who somehow had gotten involved in wrestling promotion Total Non-Stop Action (TNA). Strike one.
Bubba was then used by the company as an interviewer and on-air personality. Strike two.
Third, Bubba got in a scuffle with female wrestler Awesome Kong that may or may not have involved Bubba insulting Kong’s homeland of Haiti. Of course, being that it happened in pro wrestling, no one will admit whether it was part of a script. Strike three.
Then, in a coup de grace, not only was Bubba, a non-wrestler and a fan, involved with a wrestler in the capacity of the show, but according to Kong, he prank called her at 5:00 AM and berated her with racial insults. She is now suing AT&T for the phone records and possibly taking Bubba to court.
(Which makes me think, why not sue TNA? They were the one who made the workplace hostile. There were the ones who brought in a notorious troublemaker as an on-air personality. Maybe getting sued would force TNA to enact standards of employment for fear of having to pay continuous reparations. But, then again, that might actually bring order to the chaotic business of pro wrestling, and we can’t have that.)
Bringing storylines out of the ring is a outstanding marketing tool, if done by professionals. If two wrestlers want to say how much they hate each on a train, in a plane, in a boat, on a moat, and anywhere else you could eat green eggs and ham, that’s great. But wrestling should not include two-bit cult of personality whores like Bubba the Love Sponge.
Or other wrestling fans, such as Kevin Durant, who can’t let go of their childhood dreams.
In other news, maybe wrestlers need to join non-wrestlers in learning how not to embarrass their public image.

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(To be honest, although the description is correct, I have never heard anyone in Florida refer to it as “rasslin’”. Actually, due to the mixed population in Florida, I’ve been told the state is a very difficult place to wrestle in, because transplanted fans from different parts of the country look for different things in their wrestling performances.)
I have always had a fascination with being an American-born athlete in a foreign country. Back in 2007, when I was writing for the YAYSports basketball site, I wondered if I had
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